So this is an important post to us men. So the HOT/CRAZY scale was certainly not invented by me but Id like to think I am a messenger of truth for this issue. The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. Luckily for us men a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become and this knowledge can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life. The scale is with the vertical axis labeled "HOT" and the horizontal axis labeled "CRAZY." A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot. If shes crazy she has to be hot, if shes really crazy she has to be really hot. Now look I will leave a picture of this below for you to understand what im describing here.
So we all know a female who could be considered the "line" in this graph. That girl that is in perfect balance based on her looks and insanity or lack there of depending on the girl. We could call this the crazy line or the crazy "blank" you fill in the girls name. Think about where you might put some of the crazy's in your life. A conversation might go like this when say the squid is talking to stabzilla:
Squid: So what's up with you and Becca?
Stabzilla: Well, I've been trying to hit it but she keeps drifting across the Crazy Becca Diagonal. She is getting extremely close to the "another crazy girls name" Zone on the Hot-Crazy Scale.
Are they looking to get a little to wild for their looks? Come right on back here folks to the hot/crazy scale and you have been warned
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